Oh ketchup I adore you so.
Your little yellow polka dot dress and Sally Jesse Raphael frames accessorize your long red hair and porcelain skin so cute.
You are the anti-heroine of the noble cause – Occupy Wall Street. Ketchup, I declare you the protest’s poster girl.
You inspire me to once again live the ideals of my youth. Once I chained myself to train tracks to “Stop the Nukes!” Now I want to be there by your side vomiting from pepper spray as they take us away into history. I want to stand with the 99%.
I wiggle my fingers above my head for you Ketchup.
Consensus has been reached… I want to be your friend on Facebook.
But Ketchup on my eggs, what of you? I’ve sought you in vain on Facebook.
I shall journey to New York and add my voice to the throng.
I shall seek you on Wall St.
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About Andrew Ritzinger
Andrew lives in Seattle with his black bitch Hailey, a Chesapeake Bay retriever and Labrador retriever mix.
Andrew enjoys dancing, singing karaoke, trivia nights at bars, camping, writing his blog, working on his book, telling stories and performing at his local open mic night. He is an avid movie buff.
He also attends Alcoholics Anonymous meetings several times a week and is the secretary of his AA home group (Wings) at Seattle University. He got sober on February 5, 2011.
Andrew has been working on his memoir, Bad Moonie since April 2008. The events in the book take place between 1978 and 1979. His childhood is also described in the book. A rough first draft of the book has been completed and Andrew is now concentrating on getting it published.
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